Football Joke

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Post 1 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 16-Feb-2010 20:48:00

Subject: Genie

Female Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2010 14:54:00

lol hahaha that's good!. don't see what it's got to do with football, but that's funny!

Post 3 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2010 20:35:19

I agree.

Post 4 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Thursday, 18-Feb-2010 15:08:45

Yeah. A good joke, but...football?

Post 5 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 18-Feb-2010 23:38:00

I don't know how I did that one!

I wanted the second joke to be the Genie, but it didn't work.

Ignore it!

Post 6 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Friday, 19-Feb-2010 8:50:39

It's a great joke though. Lol!

Post 7 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Friday, 19-Feb-2010 8:51:23

By the way, I saw your other joke that I think you meant to be the football joke, so I see where you're coming from. Another good one!

Post 8 by Jeromea (Kahee!) on Friday, 26-Feb-2010 20:15:48

I almost fell out of the chair reading this and since I am wearing headphones, I almost brought the computer with me!

Post 9 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 26-Feb-2010 23:39:19

That is halarious!
!

Post 10 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 26-Feb-2010 23:41:32

OceanDream,

Thank you. I wasn't sure if I was explaining my pproblem very well.