Category: Joke Board
Subject: Genie
Female Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
lol hahaha that's good!. don't see what it's got to do with football, but that's funny!
I agree.
Yeah. A good joke, but...football?
I don't know how I did that one!
I wanted the second joke to be the Genie, but it didn't work.
Ignore it!
It's a great joke though. Lol!
By the way, I saw your other joke that I think you meant to be the football joke, so I see where you're coming from. Another good one!
I almost fell out of the chair reading this and since I am wearing headphones, I almost brought the computer with me!
That is halarious!
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OceanDream,
Thank you. I wasn't sure if I was explaining my pproblem very well.